Golf’s Greatest Eighteen

Maybe the funniest—and most astute—thing anybody ever said about Samuel Jackson Snead was that he would probably be considered the greatest player who ever lived—if he’d only had Ben Hogan’s brain. Indisputably, Slammin’ Sam, the Peckerwood Kid and pride of Hot Springs, Virginny, a Blue Ridge hamlet no bigger than the hips on a corn snake, won more tournaments in golf than anybody—he claims 180 in all, but the PGA Tour places the official total at 81—and was the only player to win tournaments in six different decades, the first to shoot 59 in competition, the oldest player to win a PGA Tour event (at Greensboro; he was fifty-two at the time), and the youngest player to shoot his age (a 66 at Quad Cities in 1979). He played on seven Ryder Cup teams and captained two more, scored thirty-four aces in competition, and undoubtedly plucked more “pigeons” in his legendary money matches than any who played the game. The combination of his spectacular ability to drive the ball prodigious lengths off the tee and his engagingly unrefined “hillbilly” personality— partly real, partly the creation of his brilliant manager and Tour impresario Fred Corcoran—made Sam a true media phenom, the sport’s first major star to emerge since the retirement of Bobby Jones, attracting thousands of new fans and igniting unprecedented popular interest in golf at a time when the pro game was seriously languishing. Armed with the most graceful “natural” swing ever seen in golf and clothes that looked as if they’d been tailored for him, it was “Slammin’ Sammy Snead,” (a nickname he actually disliked, placed on him by the irrepressible Corcoran) who along with Byron Nelson and Ben Hogan consistently drove Tour scoring into the sixties and went on to capture seven major golf titles—three Masters, three PGAs, and the 1946 British Open. Decades later, when his colleagues were long gone from active competition, it was the ageless Sam Snead who was still chasing Old Man Par and helping to organize the U.S. Senior Tour. History loves winners, and the fans simply couldn’t get enough of the golfing exploits and homespun antics of Sam Snead in his prime. Upon seeing his swing, Bob Jones said he couldn’t understand how Snead ever shot above 70, while big-city reporters loitered at his elbow, waiting to jot down the amusingly unrefined things that came out of his mouth—often as crude as they were insightful. A product of the Great Depression, Sam spoke of loathing banks and preferring to keep his tour winnings in a tomato can buried in his backyard. Regaling scribes about how he used to play golf barefoot back home in hills that were so narrow “a dog had to wag his tail up and down,” and egged on by the publicity-minded Corcoran, Sam slipped off his shoes and played two of Augusta National’s toughest holes barefoot, earning a couple of birdies, national headlines, and Gene Sarazen’s indignant wrath. Upon winning his first tournament in Oakland, California, in January 1937, Snead saw his photograph in a New York paper and dryly asked his manager, “How’d they get my picture, Fred? I’ve never even been to New York.” Sam meant it as a joke, but Corcoran passed it off for years as an example of his client’s backwoods innocence. Unfortunately, over the long haul of his unparalleled playing career, it’s what Snead failed to accomplish on the golf course that makes many, including the man himself, pause and wonder what greater glories might have been. “I figured out once that if I’d only kept my head and shot 69 in the final round,” he told me one sunny autumn afternoon during a round at the Greenbrier’s famous Old White Course, where Snead first went to work as a shabbily dressed assistant pro in the mid-1930s and for seventy years served as pro emeritus, until his death in 2002; “I’d have won nine, maybe even ten, National Opens and probably a couple more Mas26 Golf’s Greatest Eighteen ters and PGAs. Frankly, it’s the Opens I let slip away that hurt the most. Not a day goes by when I don’t think about that, I reckon.” As USGA historian Bob Sommers has noted, though Snead never attained the most coveted and difficult prize in golf, no one meant more to the U.S. Open than Sam Snead—or broke as many hearts attempting to claim a tournament he probably should have won several times. Beginning with a spectacular finish in his first Open at Oakland Hills during his rookie year in 1937, Snead all but had his massive country-boy hands wrapped around the tournament’s hardware when drab Ralph Guldahl came out of nowhere to take the trophy, the first of a series of major disappointments for the lanky Peckerwood Kid. Two years later, at Spring Mill in Philadelphia, in only his third full year on the Tour, all Snead had to do was finish the seventy-second hole with a relatively easy par five, and the national championship he hungered for would be his. Instead, misinformed by someone in the gallery and believing he needed to make birdie, he committed his own number-one sin in competition—“Thinking instead of acting”—lost his celebrated tempo and focus, topped his tee ball, and then compounded the problem by putting his second shot in the face of a steep fairway bunker. Six shots later he staggered off the green with a humiliating triple-bogey eight, presenting the tournament to Byron Nelson. As he walked toward the clubhouse, Sommers recounts, “Women’s eyes watered and men patted him on the back. Other players turned away to save him embarrassment.” That tournament would forever be thought of as the Open Sam Snead “threw away.” But he was far from through blowing National Opens. In 1947, at St. Louis CC, rattled by the unexpected intrusion of USGA rulesman Ike Grainger, who was summoned by the Slammer’s playing partner Lew Worsham to measure the length of their final putts—both of which lay about two and a half feet from the cup—Snead stepped back from his ball. Moments later, granted the right to proceed but visibly fuming, he missed the putt and presented the championship to Worsham—an incident Snead stewed about for decades. As if to simply add insult to injury, two years later at Medinah, seemingly cruising to the championship at last, Sam lost to Cary Middlecoff by a stroke. In 1953 he entered the final round of the Open at Oakmont just one stroke behind Ben Hogan. Perhaps reflecting on his many past frusJus’ a Simple Country Boy • Sam Snead 27 trations, he went on to shoot 76 and lost by six. When reporters asked afterward if he’d been tight, Sam gave them a look of pure countrified disgust and remarked: “Tight? I was so tight you couldn’t-a drove flaxseed up my ass with a knot maul.” Vintage Sam Snead, even in the bitterest of defeats. In all, the pride of Hot Springs played in twenty-six national Opens, seriously contending in more than half of them, amassing one of the finest Open records in history. “Would I give half of what I did win just to have one of those Open titles?” he mused rhetorically the afternoon we played the Old White in West Virginia. Looking over at a patch of clover just off the fourteenth tee, he smiled and hopped out of the cart where we were riding with his beloved golden retriever. He walked over to the clover patch, stooped, and ran his long fingers over the grass. A few moments later he came back to the cart delicately holding a perfect four-leaf clover, still grinning beneath his brightly banded straw-hatted hat—another Snead trademark. “Lookee here. Nobody in this game could ever find four-leaf clovers the way I could,” he said, presenting it to me, the sly old smile fading just a bit. “But I reckon I’d give up that talent and half of what I won just to have just one of those damn Opens.” Snead’s tough luck in national Opens haunted golf’s Grand Old Man to the grave, and bothers the kind of historian who feels that particular shortfall is a black mark against his greatness, but it certainly won’t diminish the fact that nobody who ever picked up a golf club swung it any finer or more naturally than the Peckerwood Kid. As he related in his engaging memoir Education of a Golfer (1962), written with Al Stump, a must-have for any serious book collector on golf and still one of the most instructive books of its kind on the game, Snead’s first golf club wasn’t even a golf club. It was a “swamp maple limb with a knot on the end with bark left on for a grip” he hacked off a tree and whittled into the rough approximation of a club like the one his idolized older brother Homer used to hit golf balls in the family pasture. The Homestead resort was located a few miles down the road from the Snead place, and that’s where Snead, the youngest of five athletic dirt-poor kids, eventually wound up caddying, cleaning clubs, running errands, and teaching himself to play the game on the side with a cast-off set of cheap wooden-shafted irons he had picked up from his meager earnings. “Nobody would give me lessons, so I basically experimented until I got it down right,” he said, recalling how he eventually graduated to apprentice teach28 Golf’s Greatest Eighteen ing pro and picked up a few bucks showing hotel guests how to swing a golf club. “After about a year of not many pupils, but with plenty of time to practice on a real course, I was thin as a razorback hog and had sharpened into a long hitter with a fair amount of ability at chipping and putting, while not having a prospect in sight for getting up in the world.” His big “break” came when he was invited to play in a foursome “over the mountain” at the famed Greenbrier in White Sulphur Springs, West Virginia, that included Lawson Little, the former British and U.S. amateur champion, and two past U.S. Open winners, John Goodman and Billy Burke. Snead beat them all and was hired as teaching pro at the Greenbrier—a job he nearly promptly lost by driving the 335-yard fifth green and striking a prominent hotel guest on the rear end while the guest was bending over to fetch his ball. That guest was powerful Alva Bradley, president of the Cleveland Indians baseball club and director of the Chesapeake & Ohio Railroad, the company that owned the Greenbrier. Outraged, Bradley attempted to have the young pro summarily fired and refused to believe the offender had driven the green from the tee until he saw him repeat the performance and appointed Sam his personal teacher for the rest of his days. It was the stuff of legend—Horatio Alger meets Bobby Jones. Or so Fred Corcoran later packaged and peddled it. When twenty-four-year-old Snead ventured west with $300 in his pocket staked to him by several Greenbrier members who believed the longhitting phenom might be able to hold his own on the winter touring circuit, Snead himself figured “I’d just do it until I could find me a real job and the money ran out.” It never did. He made $600 his first week and three weeks after that collected $1,200 first-prize money at the Oakland Open. He went on to win four more times and finished second in his first Open Championship that year—one of the most sensational and unlikely debut years in the history of the professional game. What’s not widely conveyed in the popular mythology that sprang up around the laconic wisecracking cracker from the hills of Ole Virginny is the fact that driving the golf ball—probably the factor behind Snead’s meteoric rise to fame—was initially the aspect of his game that troubled him most. His favorite and most effective club, in fact, was his pitching wedge, followed by his putter and his long irons. Driving the ball, he figured, was Jus’ a Simple Country Boy • Sam Snead 29 what he did about “fifth best . . . and at times I spray-hooked balls all over the field.” Slammin’ Sam Snead wasn’t nearly the natural the sportswriters always have made him out to be, he confided in Education of a Golfer. “My longartillery game needed plenty of fixing in the beginning” and bedeviled him so woefully during the early days of his pro career that he considered giving up and going home. One day on the practice range at the L.A. Open, though, tour journeyman Henry Picard watched him duck-hook several balls and deduced that Sam’s driver was too light and whippy, then offered to let him try out a heavy stiff-shafted driver made by Philadelphia clubmaker George Izett. A week later, his hook miraculously cured, Sam won the Oakland tournament with his new Izett driver and went on to capture the Crosby Invitational days after that. That club—which he paid Picard $5.50 for—became Sam’s favorite club, the driver he used to win the hearts of fans and win most of his major championships with, “the single greatest discovery I ever made in golf and [that] put me on the road to happy time.” If Slammin’ Sam was a uniquely American phenomenon, as natural as rabbit tobacco or heat lightning on a southern summer evening, his was an image and down-home appeal that failed spectacularly to translate across the ocean to the game’s birthplace. Peering from the window as his train approached St. Andrews for the 1946 British Open, Snead commented to a passenger across the aisle, “Say, that looks like an old abandoned golf course.” It was, of course, the Old Course at St. Andrews and the man, according to Sam’s account, or at least Corcoran’s, which wound up in several prominent London broadsheets, was a local lord who took severe umbrage at the Slammer’s remarks. Never one to spend his folding money unless it was absolutely unavoidable, Sam claims he had no interest whatsoever in contending for the Claret Jug but showed up only to appease his manager and his sponsors at Wilson Sporting Goods. The British Open paid $600 first-place prize money, which Sam calculated would scarcely cover his travel expenses. But Wilson and Corcoran leaned on him to go, so off he went—and seemed to be jinxed from the very beginning. Leaving New York for England, his airplane blew an engine and failed to get off the ground. Arriving in London, still ravaged by the recent world 30 Golf’s Greatest Eighteen war, he couldn’t find a hotel and actually napped on a depot bench before catching a train to Scotland. He hated the rationed food and later claimed to be dizzy from just “beans and porridge.” Then came the encounter with the lord on the train to St. Andrews and his insult to the royal and ancient game. “Snead,” the Times of London fired back, “a rural American type, undoubtedly would think the leaning tower of Pisa is a structure about to totter and crash at his feet.” Things didn’t go much better in the tournament itself. He went through three or four caddies in four days, the first of whom whistled through his teeth every time the Slammer started to line up putts, the second of whom could not tell distances “worth a lick.” His third caddie, guaranteed to be St. Andrews’s best, went to jail for public drunkenness the night before the Open started and barely got out in time for Sam’s starting time. For all of that, using a heavy-bladed putter, deprived of sleep, and disgruntled by the chilly weather, Snead somehow mastered the Old Course’s huge double greens and claimed he was almost dumbfounded to find himself tied for the lead by the end of the third round. In the final round a St. Andrews gale “made every putt a guess,” but Sam lagged his way brilliantly around the course to capture the venerable Claret Jug and meager prize money. He gave the winning ball to his caddie, who broke down and, according to Sam, wept gratefully, saying he would cherish it forever—then promptly went and sold the ball for fifty quid. The Slammer didn’t exactly endear himself to his Scottish hosts by later commenting that he had no intention of trying to defend his British crown because “my traveling expenses alone were $1,000, and nobody but me picked up the tab. On top of that, all my hitting muscles ‘froze’ in the icy wind at St. Andrews. For days I ached in every joint.” Soundly criticized by both American and British sportswriters for passing up golf’s oldest tournament, the unflappable Sam Snead rejoined that anytime you left the U.S.A., “you’re basically just camping out.” It was yet another example where, if he’d only had “Wee Ice Mon” Ben Hogan’s brain, he might have left well enough alone and simply said nothing—and done his reputation a world of good in the process. Pigeons, hawks, and vultures—those were Slammin’ Sam’s nicknames for the various golf hustlers and player wannabes that drifted their way across his long and colorfully illustrious career. Most came with “juicy fat Jus’ a Simple Country Boy • Sam Snead 31 bankrolls,” looking to gun down the longest driver in the game of golf, a feat only a few ever accomplished. That’s because early in his life, weaned on the fine art of wagering, with a week’s groceries often hanging in the balance, Snead developed firm rules about whom to play for money—and whom to avoid at all costs. Pigeons were usually well-to-do gentlemen golfers who didn’t mind the prospect of losing a bundle for a little fun with the greatest name in golf, whereas Hawks were smooth talkers who shot well above their average abilities until the game was set, at which point “they cleaned out your pockets.” Vultures were professional gamblers, golf “hustlers,” and cheaters who preyed on the vanity of pros and amateurs alike. Knowing one from the other, Snead maintained, and recognizing the various dodges and wrinkles that came with their propositions, was the key to successful betting in golf. “Early in life I developed one basic rule, and I lived by it,” he told me the afternoon we breezed around the Old White Course together: “Never play for money with a stranger and don’t believe what a man says his handicap is until you’ve seen him play at least a dozen times. That’s the rule I lived by most, and I’m happy to say it’s why I rarely lost my money.” He said this as we approached the White Course last hole, a wee par three over a small pond. Both of us were playing pretty well that afternoon, but especially Sam, who was beating his age by a country mile. Jokingly at the first tee, I’d suggested we play a quarter Nassau, and—ever the tightwad with the tomato can buried in his backyard—he’d steadfastly refused. Now, as we arrived at the tee, a couple of elderly men were waiting for us in a cart—Snead cronies, looking for a little action. “What are you boys doin’ out here in the sun?” the Slammer drawled affectionately, scratching his dog’s head. “Y’all ought to be home havin’ your naps.” “We thought you might want to put a little something on the last hole,” one of his buddies replied, winking at his partner in crime. Sam smiled lazily, looked at me, then took the bait. “All right, tell you what. We’ll all shoot at the green. One shot for ten bucks. Closest to the pin takes the dough.” The two old birds in the cart grinned and hopped out, ready to play. I asked Snead—one of my childhood heroes—if he minded if I played, too. He fixed me with a stern expression.